”Bonjour protection palace staff. ‘Ave you been expecting me? Mi papa should have zent in my forms weeks ago! What is ‘zis? You ‘ave no record of me? Sacrebleu! We must fix this right away! Come, let us go to ‘ze offices and sort ‘zis out. I shall pour ‘ze finest wine, ‘zair might be musique’ in ‘ze air, candle light of course, and a desk covaired in messy messy files. I can tell ‘ze pair of you have been a couple of messie, messie girls.”
and of course now I see the flaws, but oh well. Still makes me laugh.